A man is crossing a road one day when a frog calls out to him and says: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bends over, picks up the frog, and puts it in his pocket.
The frog speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero".
The man takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it, and returns it to his pocket.
The frog speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."
The man takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it, and returns it to his pocket.
The frog then cries out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the man takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it, and returns it to his pocket.
Finally, the frog asks, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
And the man goes, "Look, I'm a phd student. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
Mignon hein ?